Klikni tukaj, ti Kupec (cepec)


Zdaj že veš, da si pristal na učinkoviti prodajni strani kjer ti bom prodal
100% UČINKOVITO orodje za SUPER ZASLUŽEK. Le to najprej prepoznaš po skoraj šokantnem naslovu. Saj veš, pozornost.


Če nisi popolnoma prepričan, oblika spletne strani očitno kaže na to. Ne boš zasledil levih in desnih stolpcev. Ni nešteto povezav in možnosti navigacije. Lahko greš le navzdol. Bodi fokusiran. Cilj je zelo blizu. Počasi te bom popeljal v globine, kjer se nahaja tvoj sladkorček...oranžno-moder gumb. Nič bat, vsak pride do njega.

OSTANI POZOREN


Počakaj! To še ni vse.Stran je ožja in se lepo prilagodi vsakemu ekranu. In če iščeš navigacijo...je ni. Lahko greš le...ja, dol. Proti svojemu sladkorčku. Norec je hitro brez denarja. Ampak ti nisi norec in ne hiti proti koncu. Uporabi razum in preberi do konca. Kajti tam te čaka tvoj sladkorček.



Če si res izkušen kupec in ne zaupaš mojim besedam, te popolnoma razumem. Tudi jaz sem tak. Samo za tebe sem pripravil skrajšano verzijo in ti ne bom kratil dragocenega časa. Enostavno klikni na kratko verzijo, prilagojeno samo tebi:

Si že malce nestrpen?
Klikni tukaj za kratko verzijo te strani



Morda si kliknil zgornjo povezavo in prišel nazaj. Super! To pomeni, da spadaš med resne kupce.  Resno je dobro. Kupec je dobro. Skupaj je super. Ob vsem tem lahko rečem, da spadaš v skupino, ki se lahko poistoveti s spodaj naštetim:


  • Kratke stavke in vrstice lažje bereš

  • Večina obiskovalcev je lenih in imajo radi

  • Strani razdeljene za

  • Enostavno branje in

  • Lažjo inhalacijo prodajnih puhlic!

  • Ampak alinej ne sme biti preveč

  • Sedem je magična številka za vzdrževanje zanimanja.

KOLK ZDAJ TO KOŠTA?

Počasi. Če ti povem ceno takoj, boš morda takoj zamahnil z roko...eh predrago. Prej te moram malce prepričevat.



Ampak res, zakaj taka nestrpnost? Če je tako FANTASTIČNA PONUDBA boš našel ceno na strani. Če je FANTASTIČNA VREDNOST ...a sediš? Boš našel ceno ko kupiš...potem ko spoznaš da res POTREBUJŠ ta produkt.


Če bi se me rad rešil - zares rešil - pojdi takoj na Paypal



Pomni: Nepošteno je prepričevati ljudi, da potrebujejo nekaj popolnoma nuporabnega, razen če je nekaj, kar res, ampak res ne potrebujejo.


Čas je, da te prepričam. In za to je slovenščina tako zelo boljša, kot Slovenščina. Delno zato, ker uporablja sredinsko poravnano besedilo. Delno zato, ker mi ni nerodno uporabljati <bold>, <rdeč> in <velik font>.

V 3 enostavnih korakih do vašega Učinkovitega orodja za Super Zaslužek. Zagotavlja Vam 100% stalni dohodek ... Preberi vse do konca in izvej zakaj ti skoraj podarjam to super Orodje za Zaslužek. Tako BOŠ lahko Bogat v 24 urah (ja samo 24 ur), Zajamčeno!

imam denarja ko pečk!

Vidiš, tega pa nisi spregledal, kaj ne?



Ključni povzetki:

- JE ENOSTAVNO

- JE OD NEKOGA, KI ZNA ZASLUŽITI DENAR

- VSEBUJE BESEDE "SUPER", "ENOSTAVNO" in "ZAJAMČENO"



PROSIM? NAJ UPORABLJAM MALE ČRKE? ZAKAJ?



OK, ne mi zamerit, če niste razumeli. Izpostavil bi rad samo, da ima ta produkt

  1. faktor dobrega počutja ("100%" vedno vzbudi dobro počutje)

  2. faktor časa (kdo lahko čaka več kot en dan na bogatstvo?)

  3. zagotovljen stalni dohodek (zakaj že hodimo v službe?)

  4. edino zahtevo, da vam ni potrebno storiti ničesar (oziroma zelo malo)


Ves napor, ki ga zahtevam od vas je Klik na Paypal gumb. Celo idiot lahko to naredi, kaj ne?

Zaupaj mi ker se tako svetim

V primeru, da nisi razumel "100% zajamčeno", sem dodal sliko za ilustracijo. Izgleda kot nekak pečat, ki vzbuja zaupanje in kredibilnost. Vzpostavljanje zaupanja je pomembno preden ti izpraznejo žepe.


Paypal gumb je na dnu strani.


Še vedno te nisem prepričal?

  • Čas za malo kiča. Zelo dobro deluje označevanje teksta z močno rumeno barvo. Okusiš lahko včerajšnjo večerjo? Ne se sekirat. Bodi pozoren na Veliko Priložnost in odebeljen tekst.

  • Kmalu boš zagledal slike čeka z zaslužkom 8. dni v znesku 9.231,46€, ki izgleda kot pravo umetniško (Photoshop) delo! Ja, $9,231.46 v 8 dneh!

  • Impresivno? Bi rad izvedel skrivnost? Ni problem. Tudi ti lahko zaslužiš €9321.46 v 8 dneh.

  • Pravzaprav TI se sliši bolje kot "ti". Torej, Tudi TI lahko zaslužiš 9321.46€ v 8 dneh.


Znesek je specifičen, ker je tak bolj verjeten. Resnica je še bolj verjetna. Na primer najhitrejši način zaslužiti 9231.46€, je začeti z 20.000€ in izgubiti 10,768.54 z oglaševanjem. Ti VEŠ da je to resnica. Po drugi strani pa... ti veš, da se na prodajnih stranih razkriva vsa resnica? Bravo! Že postajaš pametnejši. Ko boš zaključil Paypal transakcijo na koncu, boš pridobil 7.3% višji IQ. 


Ta produkt je NEVERJETNO ENOSTAVEN. Če lahko avtor tega zmazka z vsemi slovničnimi napakami zasluži 9231.46€, lahko tudi TI. Zakaj bi se zadovoljili z majhnimi zaslužki? Tako enostavno je, še moja babica bi zmogla. Celo brez internetne povezave in email gesla Ker se ideja prodaja kar sama, je avtor najel vrhunskega tekstopisca, ki je spisal tole UBIJALSKO FORMULO.

Vsaka babica zmore

Ja res, bolj se produkt prodaja sam, več moraš zapraviti za promocijo.


Opaziš zakaj nimam reklam na strani? Sovražim oglase. I hate how the contemptuous little b*stards steal space on the page, how they trick you into clicking, how they flash and animate and beg like prostitutes for the slightest attention? Do you like creepy, disease-ridden insects? No, you don't, and that's good, because now I'm empathising with YOU and getting YOU on side ... and the closer YOU get the easier it is to sandbag YOU.



Oops, did I say that aloud? You should be moving towards the closing arguments; put your feet up and stop struggling with paragraphs. Keep moving, keep moving. With your feet up. Keep moving and

  • The letter will give YOU bonuses to act now. It's a limited time deal  - the author doesn't want to keep selling the e-book and making money forever!

  • Act now, because everybody wants a copy (of course!) - and he hasn't printed enough e-books.

  • Because there's so much of demand and not enough stock he's giving away five free bonuses just to persuade YOU to act now.

  • Hey, it's all about YOU, YOU, YOU. They'll even let YOU in on this secret way of making $9231.46 in 8 days. But YOU have to act now.

In case you missed it, you do need to ACT NOW.

By now, if you aren't convinced there's at least some merit in the product, YOU haven't been listening. Let's go through the numbers again.


If you weren't impressed by $9231.46 per 8 days how about this?



$421,185.36 per year!


Yes, that's how much YOU will make. MASSIVE.


ALMOST HALF A MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SINGLE YEAR


for the rest of your life! It could even be


A MILLION, OR MORE!


Don't believe it? See the cheque below for $1,000,000? It's even got a stamp on it saying "This is a genuine cheque, promise", so you know it's kosher. Now look at the figures again:


A CHECK FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Here's One Million dollars. Simply photocopy and fill in your name

Yes, my friends, that's how much YOU can make.


You've passed the bullet point test - you read them. So you're ready for, ahem...


MNENJA ZVESTIH KUPCEV


Each testimonial has to be signed ...because Vincent Van Gogh didn't print his name on his products, did he? No! He took the trouble to sign them. And, if you see a painting signed "Vincent" it would be rude and superfluous to ask for proof of ID. It is similarly reassuring to readers - and an irrefutable proof of legitimacy - to have a signature below each testimonial.



Surveys show that a large percentage of testimonials say what people think

Sam bog mi je priča, tale produkt raztura. Enostavno, kot bi se učil vožnje s skirojem. Ko enkrat znaš, si tata mata. Zato ga priporočam osebno od moje žene.

Grega Grmek


Oh, se ti zdi slika znana? Poskusimo še enkrat.


Reeha Bilitation

Hvala, da ste me vprašali za mnenje. Ker ga bom itak napisala. Teh nekaj besed. Ste rekli naj kaj napišem. Kje sem že ostala? Aja, saj veste kaj mislim.

Ančka Kapavem Svaštnik


Pa še ena


Chancellor of the Exchequer and Pick Pocket Extraordinaire

(Navodila za predlogo:  Zamenjajte spodnji tekst v okvirčkih s svojim. Potem izbrišite ta tekst.)

<<<<Because the prospect's defences are down when he's reading testimonials and he's not wary he's being given a sales pitch, the testimonial is the best place to put "Sales Messages" and "Emotional Messages". The Testimonial Box  is the spare room of the Long Sales Letter. Anything too corny to fit elsewhere, that stinks too much of hyperbole, or gives narcissism a bad name can find a home in here eg: "I was not expecting an e-book on getting rich to make me sexually attractive but, wow, was I wrong! I can't seem to fend off the string of beauty queens. It doesn't matter to me that they love me only for my library of e-books.">>>>

Pavel Hipster


In še ena


Does my dress look small in these?

<<<< Slika je močnejša od tisoč besed. Kadar nimaš kaj povedat, preusmeri pozornost s sliko. Vsaj 50% ljudi bo spregedalo tekst. Nekateri sploh ne bodo opazili manjkajočega imena.

...



Notice how everybody who writes a testimonial sends a passport photo for the author's convenience? And at least one testimonial is from an attractive woman? Beautiful women do that a lot - they have a disproportionate tendency to write testimonials for authors of Get Rich Quick books. They also have a strange compulsion to attach their photo to every email. Don't pause to ponder the reasons. Move on, move on, there's a product you have to get to. And a Paypal button.

Si že malce nestrpen?
Klikni tukaj za kratko verzijo te strani


Note: If you dig into the etymology of Testimonials you'll find that the word is derived from the Latin for testifying, Testis. Because testimonials sounds similar to testicles correct usage needs to be pointed out:

Incorrect: These testimonials are the dog's bollocks
Correct: These testimonials are complete dog bollocks



GARANCIJA


Even the most intractable idiot will have spotted some warning signs along the way. Perhaps the genuine photo of the book's jacket made for some discomfort. Or the references sounded coherent.  The reader, quite reasonably, doubts the author's veracity.



And he's right to be sceptical. The author understands. He wants to assure you that your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. That's why he offers an unconditional money back guarantee.



IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED.....

 

there is NO HURRY. Evaluating a product doesn't happen overnight so you get a whole 90 days to try it out. Take your time. You need to be 100% satisfied. No, make that 110%. You can't possibly ask for more, can you?

 


Still want a refund? Think about it hard. You can get a refund tomorrow, or the day after/ next week / next month.... why hurry? Just keep prevaricating. Prevaricating is good.

 


Ah!? you want a refund now? Why do today what you can safely put off for tomorrow? Enjoy some more. Click here to return to enjoying - the book WILL make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. And get you laid. Click here if you really, really want to cancel.



This book is soo good that there's a BIGGER image here (click to open in new window)


A Long Sales Letter will often have an image of the book being sold (or offered as a bonus). Yes, the author photographed it when it was still hot off the printers. You didn't think it was Photoshopped, did you?  Testimonicals to you, mate, if you did.


In this case, you know the above is a real photo because you can see the shadow from my camera flash! That's proof it's genuine.


Still not convinced?


Wow! Is there no limit to how smart you can get?


You spotted the flaw! If I really wanted genuine I'd have photographed my book standing on a glass table and with a bit of a reflection. Yes, the reflection is compulsory because it shows you, the reader, are getting double the value! All good authors follow this photography convention.


In fact, the real secret to getting rich is stealing this glass table. Think about it:


no table => no photos => no promotional Long Sales Letters => no sales => no profits!


It's like you've castrated them all in one fell swoop... and the e-book writers will band together to pay a king's ransom to get the table back. But, I digress....It's time for bonuses.


To pa še ni vse

You thought that your good luck was limited? Well, it's not. If you ACT NOW you'll also get bonuses. The product is so good that you may even get bribed to take it away!

hurry, or you may not get away!

The bonuses are worth $349.45. No, not $350. $349.45 Act now

Also, it's incredibly simple to make $9231.46 in the next 8 days. Any idiot can do it. The author did.


We've run out of bold text, capitals, colours and highlights so apologise that we have to now resort to horizontal lines to emphasise the important bits.



This offer expires at midnight

tonight,



The urgency above is real. If you don't feel the urgency you won't ACT NOW and may do silly things like reconsidering. However, if you desperately want to reconsider, but don't want to lose this offer, here's a little secret: Simply change the date on your computer clock (Settings>Control>Panel>Date & Time) and reload this page - the date here changes!


Nifty?


He's an honest chap and genuinely means this offer ends at midnight TONIGHT but he's also an understanding chap and will be happy to extend it to any other night you choose. Yes, it ends tonight. Or some other night. Or both. Or a night in-between those two. Or maybe whenever you want. Or all of them. Just whenever you want to pay, really. Just pay the bloody money, OK?!




CENA



If you suspected I'm trying to sell you something you'll be looking for an order button around now. Ha, ha! I'm NOT trying to sell YOU anything!



Don't pay me $420, don't pay me $250, don't even pay me $150. For today only - bear in mind that this offer will be gone tomorrow - for today only, make a Paypal donation of $50 $5 and I promise I won't write an e-book on writing sales copy. EVER!



Yes, I was going to charge $50, changed my mind and couldn't find the back button to edit the price, so I used a strikethrough instead.



I ordered you to click once before and you landed on this page. Are you sorry? Yes No! You wouldn't have come this far if you were. See, I'm not a straight-up sorta guy? I'm asking you to click again. Click the Paypal button! You'll be glad you did.



PS: The best sounding hyperbole should go here. In the PS. Is it because everybody reads the PS thinking it's the absolutely latest news? Or is it because the author's IQ is less than the temperature on a cold day in Anchorage and he put the best copy in the wrong place? The answer is, yes, it's true. It's been scientifically proven. 



PPS: The good news is that a good PS drags the letter out long enough for another Paypal button... without looking tacky. It also rounds off the karma. And that's good for planet Earth. And the author's planet.



PPPS: The last person who read this letter and didn't click the Paypal button accidentally set fire to his house, reversed over the cat on his way to get help, crashed into a police car ... and discovered his ex-wife in it having fun with a copper - she wasn't gay after all. DON'T FALL INTO THE SAME TRAP!



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